Has anybody heard about the blob?
Has anybody heard about the blob?
Nasty guy, bit of a slob
Has anybody heard about the blob?
Has anybody heard about the blob?
Has anybody heard about the blob?
Not what you'd call a... heart throb
Has anybody heard about the blob?
Bad news dude made of grease and jelly
Slides around on his big ol' belly
Gelatin, gelatin, gelatin man
Greasy hair and a Vaseline tan
Has anybody heard about the blob?
Has anybody heard about the blob?
Who turned up the gross-out knob?
Has anybody heard about the blob?
Good news is you can always find him
Leaves that trail of goo behind him
Beanbag chair made of slime and slop
Stand back! I think he's gonna pop!
He's gonna pop on you
You gotta know it's true
Gobs and gobs of goo
And sticky residue
Has anybody heard about the blob?
Has anybody heard about the blob?
Has anybody heard about the blob?
Used to be a guy named Jonas
Woudln't eat a thing 'cept jelly donuts
Ate a whole box, ate a whole tray
then we woke up one day…
Spends all day drinking lubes and ointments
Such a huge disappointment
Smells like tar and he's impolite
Likes to fuss and fight
He's gonna pop on you
You gotta know it's true
I think he's overdue
grimy slime shampoo
w-w-w-w-whatcha gonna do?????
has anybody heard about the blob?
has anybody heard about the blob?
has anybody heard about the blob?
