If you go where you shouldn't be going
where it's dark
and there's nobody near
Feel the tension, apprehension growing
Now you're knowing...
Hey, kid--you really shouldn't be here!
I'm the star of every nightmare
Slim and smooth, slimy and green
Nice to meet ya--shaking with fright there
I got ya right where
I wantcha, I wantcha to know about me--
The Boogerman, I'm the Boogerman
touch you with my sticky hand
your day won't turn out like you planned
Boogerman, ain't no sugar man
when I get up in your face
the world becomes a stuffy place
If you go where you shouldn't be goin'
If you do what you should not do-o-o-o-
Where's your coat? There's a cold wind blowin'
now there's something growin'
brought to you by
one charming guy
The Boogerman, I'm the Boogerman
When I hear your doubts and fears
It’s mucus to my ears!
S’not a big deal
s’not a big deal
if I'm real
if I'm real
S’not a big deal
if I'm real
Maybe I'm not
Maybe I am...
Boogerman, I'm the Boogerman
Crinkly, gooey, dry or slick
I got 'em, take your pick
The Boogerman, I'm the booger man
I am what I am what I am what I am
What I am is… the booger... man
