If you go where you shouldn't be going

where it's dark

and there's nobody near

Feel the tension, apprehension growing

Now you're knowing...

Hey, kid--you really shouldn't be here!

I'm the star of every nightmare

Slim and smooth, slimy and green

Nice to meet ya--shaking with fright there

I got ya right where

I wantcha, I wantcha to know about me--

The Boogerman, I'm the Boogerman

touch you with my sticky hand

your day won't turn out like you planned

Boogerman, ain't no sugar man

when I get up in your face

the world becomes a stuffy place

If you go where you shouldn't be goin'

If you do what you should not do-o-o-o-

Where's your coat?  There's a cold wind blowin'

now there's something growin'

brought to you by

one charming guy

The Boogerman, I'm the Boogerman

When I hear your doubts and fears

It’s mucus to my ears!

S’not a big deal

s’not a big deal

if I'm real

if I'm real

S’not a big deal

if I'm real

Maybe I'm not

Maybe I am...

Boogerman, I'm the Boogerman

Crinkly, gooey, dry or slick

I got 'em, take your pick

The Boogerman, I'm the booger man

I am what I am what I am what I am

What I am is… the booger... man