BOOGERMAN’S BACK!

I think ya heard of me before

I think you know just what I got a reputation for

I'm smooth! I'm slick!

Hey, kids, you better think quick!

Time to run, time to scatter!

Its a serious nasal matter!!!

The Boogerman's back!

The Boogerman's back!

Dishing out my favorite salty snack

The Boogerman's got

snot

enough to fill a parking lot

Get ready for my next attack!

The Boogerman's back!

Buy a scarf, buy a hat

Hey mom, you gotta know that

lettin' a head get cold’s the way to get a head cold

Put some mittens on your loved ones,

they'll be even... warmer than the gloved ones

body heat is what they need

to keep away the likes of me!

I'm back!

The Boogerman's back!

No grave danger--don't overreact

But the Boogerman's here (here)

Man I love this time of year!

Check your Farmer's Almanac

The Boogerman's back!

You oughta do as you been told

you oughta bundle up before you catch a nasty cold

you'll chatter and you'll shiver

from your lips down to your liver

but the nose is wear I love to start

my work of art!

Yeah

I’m back!

Yeah, the Boogerman's back!

Kid you're destined

for a nasal decongestant

Hey!  Hey!

Any day  you'll come my way

I never met as nose I couldn't pack

The Boogerman's back!