ANOTHER CRAZY DAY


There's a clown

swimming around in my yogurt

There's a clown

with a big red nose

swimming around

in my blueberry yogurt

it's unexpected

but I left my yogurt unprotected

Now

there's a clown

swimming around


There's an elf

riding around in my pocket

There's an elf

with a purple pointy hat

riding around

in my right front pocket

He isn’t talking

'cept to say he was tired of walking

the elf

riding around in my pocket


It's another crazy day

it's another crazy day

it's crazy

it's a mixed-up world but I don't mind

if things get strange from time

to time, it’s fine.   It’s fine.


There's a pig

digging around in my closet

There's a pig

(though not very big)

trying on the clothes in my bedroom closet

I don't really mind him

but the way he smells, my mom's gonna find him

that pig

digging around in my closet


instrumental


There's a mouse

skating around in our kitchen

there's a mouse in actual skates

doing figure-8s on the floor of our kitchen

as weird things go, this may be the best

even our cat appears impressed

wiith the mouse

skating aorund in our kitchen



It's another crazy day

it's another crazy day

it's crazy

it's a mixed-up world but I don't mind

if things get strange from time to time, it’s fine.   It’s fine.

MONKEY DANCE


Monkey, monkey

How come you dance so funky?

Monkey, monkey

How come you dance so funky?


You’ve got a face like a funny old man!

(monkey, monkey)

A long strong tail and four good hands!

(monkey, monkey)

Deep in the jungle you swing through the trees

like the tiniest man on the flying trapeze!

Monkey--you’re so funky !


Oo oo ah ah oo oo ah ah  oo oo ah ah  oo oo ah ah

Hey! Hey! (Hey! Hey!)

Oo oo ah ah oo oo ah ah  oo oo ah ah  oo oo ah ah

Hey! Hey! (Hey! Hey!)

Look at that monkey dance!

Look at that monkey dance!


CHORUS


Put your hands under your arms and scratch! 

Scratch!  Scratch!  Scratch!

Wiggle your head, shake your tail

and clap!

Clap! Clap! Clap!

Reach your hands way up high!

If a monkey looks happy

Well, you know why!


CHORUS


You can shake and shimmy an’

Dance like a simian!



THE BALLAD OF PEPE PINTO


Pepe Pepe Pepe Pepe Pinto

Was up on a table down in Mexico

He was wrapped i

n a great big burrito

That somebody was just about to eat-o

So Pepe Pepe Pepe Pepe Pinto

Squeezed his way right out of that burrito

He found himself alone on a table

And then he jumped down to the floor


Have you ever seen

A Mexican Jumping Bean?

A Mexican Jumping Bean

Is something to see

If you’ve ever seen

A Mexican Jumping Bean

Well, you didn’t see it long

‘cause it took a big jump

and it was gone

and it said…


Jump, jump, jump around

No fun standing on the ground

You can’t keep a good bean down

Jump, jump, jumping bean

Higher than we’ve ever seen


Pepe Pepe Pepe Pepe Pinto

Hopped a train north to San Francisco

He spent the night dancing in a disco

With all the friends that he had missed so


Jump, jump, jump around

No fun standing on the ground

You can’t keep a good bean down

Jump, jump, jumping bean

Higher than we’ve ever seen


Pepe Pepe Pepe Pepe Pinto

Jumped across the country to Chicago

There he met a beautiful pimento

And into the chilly night away they went-o


Have you ever seen

A Mexican Jumping Bean?

A Mexican Jumping Bean

Is something to see

If you’ve ever seen

A Mexican Jumping Bean

Well, you didn’t see it long

‘cause it took a big jump

and it was gone






WHAT IN THE WORLD IS A

DINOSAUR DOING IN DENVER?


It was a sunny afternoon in Colorado

Daddy took us shopping for some toys

When we felt the sidewalk rumble

Then we heard our daddy mumble

"If I didn't know better I would say

There's a big Triceratops coming our way..."

Look out!   Look out!    Look out!!!!


What in the world is a dinosaur doing in Denver?

What in the world is a dinosaur doing in downtown Denver?

Watch where you're goin'  mister!

You just smashed a car and scared my sister!

What in the world is a dinosaur doing in Denver?


No, it's not the kind of thing you'd think would happen

Dinosaurs have been extinct for years

(years and years and years)

We heard his awful roar

as we ran into the store

"Hope he's not lookin' for something to eat!"

We assured my Dad they don't eat meat 

(Lucky it's a Triceratops!)

Look out!   Look out!    Look out!!!!


What in the world is a dinosaur doing in Denver?

What in the world is a dinosaur doing in downtown Denver?

Watch where you're goin'  big guy!

Try not to take out every street light!

What in the world is a dinosaur doing in Denver?


In the toy store, the owner there explained

"I found myself a time machine on Ebay..."

Dad was quite annoyed

He said, "A time machine is not a toy!"

We pressed a couple buttons and turned the dial

and we saw the last of that big old reptile


What in the world is a dinosaur doing in Denver?

What in the world is a dinosaur doing in downtown Denver?

Now would you be so gracious

As to go on home to the late Cretacious?

What in the world is a dinosaur doing in Denver?


What in the world is a dinosaur doing in Boise?

What in the world is a dinosaur doing in New York City

it's already noisy!

Stay out San Francisco

my research isn't worth the risk, oh

What in the world is a dinosaur doing in Lincoln  (Nebraska)

They got a great big football team

You're gonna wonder what you were thinkin'

Don't go near Toledo

Detroit is the last thing you need, oh

What in the world is a dinosaur doing in Minneapolis, MN?

You're cold-blooded, buddy

you won't like it one iota

Don't mess with Seattle

They drink coffee, pick your battles

What in the world is a dinosaur doing in Delhi?

What in the world is a dinosaur doing in Pocatella

It's already smelly

Keep away from Tokyo

There you're just a big old joke, oh

What in the world is a dinosaur doing in Paris?

What in the world is a dinosaur doing in Kuala Lumpur... 

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