BOOGERMAN’S THEME


If you go

where you shouldn't be going

where it's dark

and there's nobody near

feel the tension, apprehension growing

now you're knowing...

Hey, kid--you really shouldn't be here


I'm the star of every nightmare

slim and smooth, slimy and green

Nice to see ya-- shakin’ with fright there

I got you right where

I want ya, I want ya to  know about me--


The Boogerman!  I'm the Boogerman!

Touch you with my sticky hand

your day won't turn out like you planned

Boogerman, ain't no sugar man

When I get up in your face

the world becomes a stuffy place


f you go where you shouldn't be goin'

If you do what you should not do-o-o-o-

Where's your coat?  There's a cold wind blowin'

now there's something growin'

brought to you by

one charming guy


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s'not a big deal

s'not a big deal

if I'm real

if I'm real

s'not a big deal

if I'm real

Maybe I'm not

Maybe I am...


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Crinkly! Gooey!  Dry or slick!

I got 'em, take your pick!

Boogerman, I'm the booger man

I am what I am what I am what I am

and what I am

is the Booger... man



FEAR OF LITTLE MEN


Fear of little men

Fear of little men

Shiver from the fright when you see em

Fear of little men

Fear of little men

Footsteps from behind and you scream

Bitter little men under two feet tall

Defend yourself with a bowling ball

Fear of little men when you're waking all alone


They dress in courderoys and very nice shoes

Their teeth are green but their breath isn't bad

And when you see 'em, well you know it's bad news

People will say you're mad


Fear of little men

are they back again?

Is there anyone to believe you?

Fear of little men

is it just pretend?

Maybe you should get some sleep

No.  Tiny little men, with big green eyes

staring a hole in your french fries

Fear of little men -- never were you more alone


You see 'em writing in their little black books

they're making observations

they eat a lot but only one of them cooks

and he's running out of patience


Fear of little men

there they are again?

How can people say that you're lying?

Fear of little men

Are they but pretend

Is it really in your mind?

Tiny little trouble in a large amount

So many more than you can count

Fear of little men


They're gonna get you even in the top bunk

You'll never be protected

They're good at basketball, some of 'em dunk

Though you never would expect it

GHOST STORY


Wide awake... in the middle of the night

Something moves... as you fumble with the light

Steadily creeping along

Turn around quick and it's suddenly gone


Wide awake... and it's seven after four

Something moves... as you struggle with the door

Shivers that tickle your spine

Snatching your breath and you're losing your mind


Could it really be?


Long ago... within this very room

One like you... was driven to their doom

Visions that shattered their dreams

Cracking the night with the sound of their screams


Wide awake... and there's nothing you can do

No mistake... it's coming after you

But you're clinging with all of your might

Praying that day may follow this night


Once you start believing you're halfway there

Once you start believing, it's only a matter of time


Wide awake... now you know that it was true

Take your place... with those you never knew

Frozen in anger and pain

Here did you live, now here you remain

HERE COMES THE MUMMY


Down in Egypt in the Valley of Kings

There's a great big desert with great big things

Called pyramids, two blocks high

Where pharaohs go when the pharaohs die


When the pharaohs die they wrap ‘em up tight

All dressed up for the afterlife

Lock em in a tomb with stuff they''ll need

To eat and drink and wear and read


Lock em in a tomb with lots of gold

Treasure! treasure! wealth untold!

Whatchagonna do?  whatcahgonna do?

I'd keep out if I were you


Mummy. mummy, mummy.

Here comes the 

Mummy. mummy, mummy.

Here come the 

Mummy. mummy, mummy.

Here comes some dried up man in a great big rage

Moves pretty good for a guy his age


Cheops and Ramses and Tutunkamen

all had one great thing in common

They had no groove and they had no rhythm

But they had a lotta gold

and they took it all with em


Sign on the door in heiroglyphics

Long on threats but short on specifics

Beware, beware the mummy's curse!

This is no place for the risk-averse!

And it's gonna get worse!  


Mummy. mummy, mummy.

Here comes the 

Mummy. mummy, mummy.

Here come the 

Mummy. mummy, mummy.

Here comes some trouble, trouble, trouble deep

And all he ever wanted was a good night's sleep


Down in Egypt in the Valley of Kings

There's a great big desert with great big things

Called pyramids, two blocks high

Where pharaohs go when the pharaohs die

When the pharaohs die

When the pharaohs die

When the pharaohs die


Mummy. mummy, mummy.

Here comes the 

Mummy. mummy, mummy.

Here come the 

Mummy. mummy, mummy

Whatchagonna do?  whatcahgonna do?

I'd keep out if I were you 

"If you want to frighten yourself and everyone nearby into fits of desperate, anguished laughter, listen to this music.”

--Daniel Handler

(a.k.a. Lemony Snicket)

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