CEMETERY

Don't go in the cemetery, don't go in the cemetery, don't go in the cemetery after dark!

Old Mr. Frank died when he drank a bottle of poison that tasted like honey

Allison Tate succumbed when when she ate an old chicken sandwich that smelled kind of funny

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Martin McGriff fell off a cliff.  You can still hear his terrible scream to this day.

Anthony Lane was hit by a train.  We all know that train tracks are no place to play.

Phineas Fitch was handsome and rich, sipping champagne when he dropped from his yacht.

Solomon Schwartz was covered with warts, said to be harmless.  Apparantly not.

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Bartleby Harrison died of embarassmentfrom a pimple that grew on the end of his nose

Old Mrs Hill passed away from a chill.  If only she'd slept with the window closed.

Frederick Clive died in 1905 from whooping cough.  He's still ticked off. 

There's a terrible town under the ground with spirits and zombies and querulous ghosts

During the day, some say it's okay but at night keep away, keep away, keep away!

No, they’re not the most gracious of hosts.

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Nicholas Shandy loved to eat candy.  He ate and he ate and he said not to worry.

They found Angela Ayers at the foot of the stairs.  Now she's no longer in such a big hurry.

Darius Dunn couldn’t outrun the laughing hyena he teased at the zoo.

Mildred McDougal was tooting her bugle when an avalanche claimed her.  And her little horn, too.