I got two cockatoos, big white birds, like to talk a lot

I got two cockatoos, big white birds, like to talk a lot

Yeah, they’re yak, yak, yakin' it all day long

I thought it was fun... I was wrong

I got two cockatoos, topic of my song

I got two cockatoos, big white birds, like to talk all day

I got two cockatoos, big white birds, and what do they say?

Well, they talk about feathers and they talk about food

And they talk about me, well, talk about rude!

I got two cockatoos, givin' me the cockatoo blues

Cockatoo Blues...

if you choose...

to get yourself a talking bird

whatever you do...

don't get two

I got two cockatoos, big white birds, like to talk all night

I got two cockatoos, big white birds and something is not right

Just gettin' started when the lights go out

talkin' bout things only Cockatoos talk about

Got two cockatoos, excuse me if I shout

The ALL THE COLORS CD contains the complete song lyrics in a full-color 20-page booklet.