If you were a ghost
If you were a ghost
how would you know what to do?
If you were a ghost
If you were a ghost
how would you know what scares people most?
You gotta crawl before you walk
Walk before you run
Learn what you're doing
Get the job done, get the job done, get the job done!
Haunting school
Haunting school
Can you say…. Boo! (etc.)
(Get your nerves steady, get your pencils ready…)
The teacher is a bone-white phantom
Very very strict but fair
No, he's not exactly handsome
Floating in the dusty air
Every day he gives you homework
It will keep you up all night
Heavy duty moan-and-groan work
Fundamental tools of fright
You gotta scare before you shock
Shock before you stun
Stun before you horrify
Get the job done, get the job done, get the job done!
Haunting school
Haunting school
Can you say…. Boo! (etc.)
(Can you make them scream?!?)
Repeat first verse
Chorus
