PEANUT BUTTER PIRATES

My name is Cy the Pirate

I sail a leaky ship

I captain up a rowdy crew of hungry buccaneers

We sail around the Carribean

Sinkin' every ship we see

Unless the give us every jar of what we love the most

Ready with the toast!

We're Peanut Butter Pirates

We sail the mighty seas

Lookin’ for that sticky stuff

that never fails to please

We're Peanut Butter Pirates

We plunder near and far

Peanut butter lovers?

Yes we RRR! RRR! RRR! RRR!

Are you ready for the Peanut Butter Pirates?

Ready to be routed of your chunky and your smooth?

Are you ready for the Peanut Butter Crew?

We’d give an eye for just one taste

of that precious paste!

I’ve got a peg for the leg that was eaten by a whale

Me good right hand a crocodile took

No, it’s not a hook!

Hooks are heavy (and cliche)

A butter knife’s a better way

Practical, plus I like the look!

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refrain

Peanut butter’s made for a pirate

Fills his belly full, and that’s not all

Laugh like a pirate: Rrrra-ha-ha-ha-ha!

It comes spitting out just like a cannon ball!

Laugh like a pirate: Rrrra-ha-ha-ha-ha!

It comes spitting out just like a cannon ball!